The genuine must-eats
1) Raw herring (Hollandse Nieuwe, June-August peak) at Stubbe's Haring or Volendam harbor stands — $4. 2) Kibbeling (deep-fried cod) at any beach town, $6. 3) Bitterballen with mustard at a brown cafe, $7. 4) Aged Gouda from a real cheese shop like Kef in Amsterdam or the Alkmaar market. 5) Poffertjes fresh (not from a stand at Dam Square) — try De Vier Pilaren.
The middle tier
6) Stroopwafel — buy them warm off the griddle at Albert Cuyp market, not packaged. 7) Rijsttafel Indonesian at Blauw or Tempo Doeloe — $45 per person, the closest thing to a heritage cuisine in the Netherlands. 8) Erwtensoep (split pea soup) in winter. 9) Pannenkoeken at Upstairs Pancakes in a 300-year-old canal house. 10) Dutch apple pie with cream at Winkel 43.
Overrated
Anything sold on Damrak, all 'traditional' cheese sample rooms designed for tour groups, and every restaurant with a picture menu in six languages. Rembrandtplein has the worst signal-to-noise ratio of any dining street in Europe.
Questions answered
Do the Dutch really eat herring like that?
Yes — head back, tail held up, bites. Or in a bun with onions and pickles if the vertical version scares you.
Where's the best cheese to buy?
Real specialist shops — Kef, Reypenaer, De Kaaskamer — not Amsterdam Cheese Museum tourist packs.
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